Rounders Movie Quotes - Worm
Jo
Knish
Mike McDermott
Petra
Professor Petrovsky
Teddy KGB
Worm
WORM: Whatever. Get in it and drive me far away from
here. (SOUNDCLIP)
MIKE: It was a real blood game over at KGB's place.
WORM: You sat down with the Mad Russian and he emptied
your pockets. (SOUNDCLIP)
WORM: You know what -- fuck you and your never-ending
string of boats, okay? (SOUNDCLIP)
(Mike's girlfriend has just left him over his broken promise
not to play poker .)
MIKE: Speaking of which, are you even gonna get a job? Are
you gonna look? Or are you just gonna go back to printing
those credit cards?
WORM: Hey.
MIKE: Huh, you gonna go away again?
WORM: I wasn't printing, I was distributing. Distributing
-- it's different. (SOUNDCLIP)
MIKE: Things haven't been that smooth on the homefront --
so, tone it down a little.
WORM: Tone what down, motherfucker?
MIKE: Great. (SOUNDCLIP)
WORM: Just like the sayings says, you know?. In the
poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the fuckin'
rake.
MIKE: What the fuck are you talkin' about? What-what
saying?
WORM: Well I don't know. There oughtta be one. (SOUNDCLIP)
WORM: You know what cheers me up when I'm feeling
shitty?
MIKE: What?
WORM: Rolled up aces over kings.
MIKE: Is that right?
WORM: Yeah. Check-raising stupid tourists and taking huge
pots off of them.
MIKE: Yeah?
WORM: Stacks and towers of checks I can't even see over. Playing
all-night high-limit Hold'em at the Taj, "where the sand
turns to gold."
MIKE: Fuck it, let's go.
WORM: Don't tease me.
MIKE: Let's play some fuckin' cards. (SOUNDCLIP)
MIKE: So, what do you owe him?
WORM: I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math?
Like fifteen. (SOUNDCLIP)
WORM: Where did you come up with the scratch for that?
You've been rolling fags in the Village again, haven't you?
WORM: She's really got him by the balls.
PETRA: That's not so bad, is it?
WORM: It depends on the grip!
WORM: Hey! If you want to see this seventh card you're
gonna stop speakin' fuckin' Sputnick.
- from Rounders:
A Screenplay
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